Garbagetown Blues

Walkthrough
Talk to either Laura Pickins or Goo Bobson in Garbagetown, who will tell you about Sad Alec, initiating the quest. They will mention that he has been crying non-stop for the past seventeen years. It is your duty to cheer him up.

Initiating dialogue with Sad Alec will not yield any results, as he is afflicted with Unstoppable Crying.

Known Bugs
It is impossible to cure Sad Alec's status effect of Unstoppable Crying or kill him, since he is one of the three immortals in the game. Therefore, this quest cannot be finished.